Conor McGregor enters the ring … with a memory

In addition: someone tried to let the AI ​​defend them in court

GM. The only green of today is the mold of that forgotten avocado at the bottom of the crisis drawer.

🥊 Conor McGregor launches a memory.

🍋 News: FTX creditors could lose $ 2.5 billion, AI defends a type in court + more

🍍 Market taste today

Crypto Market Captain: $ 2.49t -6.7% (24h)
Name		Price	24 h	7d
	Bitcoin BTC	$ 78,019.50	-5.51%	-6.23%
	Ethereum Eth	$ 1,546.74	-11.58%	-16.02%
	XRP XRP	$ 1.88	-9.74%	-11.47%
	BNB BNB	$ 552.40	-4.70%	-8.81%

Pov the internal dialogue of all who looked at the lists today: “Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry” 🥲

Yuup, markets are still having a breakdown after Donald Trump’s fee advertisement last week (We explain that disaster here by the way).

The main idea of ​​tariffs is to make foreign products more expensive for people to buy things in the United States. Fairly simple.

But, great plot turn! Other countries can also play this game. Literally, who would have thought?

And it is exactly what China is doing: One Reveal Cardado to 34% of tariffs on US goods..

Now, the United States and China are the two largest economies in the world, and if this commercial fight continues, it could slow the entire global economy.

Markets hate this type of uncertainty.

Result: Thursday was the biggest sale of single -day shares since 2020.

Yet that Happening, investors are now desperately Looking at the Fed to reduce interest rates.

In fact, not only investors – Trump also saying That this would be a “perfect moment” for the president of the Fed, Jerome Powell, to begin to cut them.

But speaking at Georgetown University about economic perspectives on Friday, Powell said You are not yet ready to reduce rates… because things are too uncertain.

So now everyone is seeing this week Inflation data:

Tariffs = higher import taxes = more expensive all. So, if those numbers are hot, Powell could have to wait even more at the lowest rates.

And as for our daily dose of Hopium … Crypto Trader Lark Davis says All this could be ours “New Covid accident.” You know, when everything collapsed in 2020, but then we had the biggest bull race in history.

Then, his advice, just survive. There is the possibility that we go to more pain in the short term, but if Powell reduces rates, and money printers are again BRR, Q3 and Q4 could surprise us with a manifestation.

Until then … stay hydrated, and maybe invest in a good soft stress ball.

Or five 🫠

🧃 Final profits sip

Dydx had its moment … But it was not the last bonus stage in Airdrop of the 7 30k season of bitdegege 👀

Now is dfusion ai that releases $ 1,000 additional!

Everything you have to do to share: Gane bits inviting friends, completing micro tasks and making missions → climbing the classification table → Take the W.

So easy, but ☝️ You will be better for you to be fast – The DFUSION AI stage ends April 21.

There is no time to relax. Go looking for him before he’s gone!

🥝 Memecoin harvest

Lambo Dreams financed by memes: here is who drives today:

Data at 11:20 am est.

Check out these memecoras and much more here.

Welcome to our favorite program: “Celebrities entering crypto and fails”!

Today’s guest star: Conor McGregor.

During the weekend, MMA’s legend associated with Real World Gaming Dao for Launch your own real -called memory.

Instead of simply throwing it on a dex and let the bots go crazy, they made a sealed table auctionwhich is a type of auction in which everyone presents their offers without knowing what any other person is making an offer.

After the bidding window is closed, the project analyzes all the offers and decides who gets how many chips. If there is a minimum financing objective and not achieved, everything can be canceled.

And hey, Conor was being real (Get it 😏 … yes, I apologize) When he said he was going to change the cryptography game: he became one of the first celebrities that was not on carpet!

… Because there was nothing than carpet. Token never launched.

They did not reach their minimum increase.

The team hoped to bring a good fat of $ 3.6 million, but only obtained around $ 392K during the presale (which is about 10% of its objective).

And the 668 people who joined the presale will now be reimbursed.

Moral of history? Maybe – Maybe just – Launching a memory while the whole market is fallen bad… Isn’t it the best knockout strategy? 🥴

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🚨 Jameson Lopp de Casa warns about Bitcoin’s direction poisoning scams: when scammers use similar addresses with the hope of sending them BTC by mistake. He reviewed the block chain and found almost 48,000 of these transactions since mid -2013.

🪪 Around 392,000 people to whom FTX owes money has not yet begun the required KYC process. If they do not, they could lose a total of $ 2.5b in payments.

🦾 Type AI and Crypto of the White House, David Sacks, says that the United States could have taken the lead in the global career of AI, all thanks to the new goal model call 4.

😮‍💨 OOF – An ether whale took a lot L. After ETH fell around 14% yesterday, 67,570 eth were settled and lost.

🤖 A guy in New York tried to use an Aye of AI to discuss his case in court. Spoiler alert: the judge did not have fun.

🍌 Juicious memes