The government could have met Satoshi Nakamoto

In addition: Nigeria wants $ 80b, Binance says Lol no

GM. I woke up, I checked the lists and mixed my feelings in a denial shake.

But before entering today’s squeery, quick-ups-up 👀

Things will be a bit different this week: today’s problem is shorter … and they will also do it on Fridays and Fridays.

In addition, the polishing is taking a break on Thursday, so there will be no squeeze at all.

(I know, heartbreaking … please do not throw fruit. We still love you).

Now…

🍍 Market taste today

Crypto Market Captain: $ 2.54t 0.47% (24 h)
Name		Price	24 h	7d
	Bitcoin BTC	$ 78,783.16	0.78%	-6.88%
	Ethereum Eth	$ 1,535.69	-1.23%	-18.79%
	XRP XRP	$ 1.91	2.01%	-11.56%
	BNB BNB	$ 561.08	1.37%	-8.66%

🥝 Memecoin harvest

If dopamine were a table, these memecoras would be maximized:

Data at 09:00 am est.

Check out these memecoras and much more here.

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Here are some things your group chat ought Talk about today:

🕵️‍️ Did the federals gathered with Satoshi?

A United States lawyer is demanding the Department of National Security (DHS) because they believe they are Hide the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto.

Apparently, a DHS agent admitted that his team interviewed four people involved in the creation of Bitcoin, and the lawyer wants evidence that the meeting occurred.

Complete history here

🧹 Cleaning in the scam hallway

Australian regulators are going to Closing 95 cryptographic fraud companies. A review showed that only 3 of them had real assets, while the rest were mainly fronts for pork carnage schemes.

In total, almost 1,500 people in 14 countries lost more than $ 35 million because of these scams. Oh.

Complete history here

📬 Binance said “no @ me”

In February, Nigeria’s fiscal agency sued Binance, saying that the exchange owed $ 2b in taxes and should pay almost $ 80b more in damages for damages for allegedly hurting the local economy.

But Binance is fighting: exchange lawyers said The way in which legal documents were given by email, it was not allowedSince the company is out of Nigeria.

The court arrested the case until April 30 for the Fiscal Agency to respond.

Complete history here

🤖 ai, false ads and $ 20 million left

Six people in Spain were arrested for using AI and Deepfake ads to cheat more than 200 people from $ 20 million through false cryptographic investments.

Ah, and by the way, these scammers had The audacity return to the second round: they pretended to be Europoles agents And he told the victims that they could recover their money … after paying a rate.

Check me once, shame for you. Cheat me twice … jail, IDK?

Complete history here

💸 Someone is charging Melania

Marked bubblaps Something incomplete: More than $ 30 million in Melania Memecoins were moved and partly sold.

The team and the creator of the Token, Hayden Davis, have not said anything about it.

Complete history here

🍌 Juicious memes